Wetwork by Destina
Wetwork
a Smallville story
by
Destina Fortunato
Author's notes can be found at the end of the story.

Associated Press - Metropolis, Kansas
March 21, 2016
Presidential candidate Lex Luthor was shot by an unknown assailant
outside his LexCorp offices in Metropolis last night. He was pronounced dead
at Metropolis General Hospital at five minutes past midnight. --
***
March 20, 2016 11:47PM
Lex could feel blood filling his lungs, bright and wet, like drowning in
a sea of copper.
He thought he might crawl, tried to, but his legs and arms wouldn’t work,
wouldn’t cooperate. He could only produce a random flailing, one arm out
to the side, then down to the ground. Cold pavement stretched beneath his
fingertips. The chill seeped through the expensive leather of his coat.
Clark’s face appeared before him. There were words, jumbled at first, but
they sorted themselves out inside Lex’s head: “You’re not going to die. Not
like this. Lex – please. Hang on. Please.”
He’d heard Clark plead for causes much more worthy. Lex would have laughed
if he’d had any oxygen to spare for the sound. Instead he choked out Clark’s
name, a spattered mass of blood and need.
That was when Clark lifted him into the sky. Or rather, Superman did.
Not the first time he’d been carried by Superman. “Secret,” he mumbled, only
to be hushed by Clark. A secret, yes; one more valuable than the sum total
of his wealth. He’d kept it faithfully and he’d carry it to his grave. Sooner
rather than later, it seemed.
Clark held him close, as if he could read Lex’s mind. The wind was cold on
his face. Clark pulled him in tight to shield him from the elements; his
super-suit was cold where it was exposed to the sky. Beneath it, Lex knew
Clark’s skin tasted of soap. Lex could remember the first time he’d touched
Clark’s skin, the first time he’d tasted it. Smooth flesh, but never sweat.
Lex had always craved the taste of Clark’s sweat.
The headlines would be a riot: Lex Luthor, presidential candidate, gunned
down on a city street. Mourned by few, missed by fewer still. Next to his
ear an alien heart beat steadily, honestly. It lulled Lex into a dream where
a superhero streaked through the sky, a harbinger of death.
***
He’d come prepared with a stack of pre-packaged dust cloths and a plastic
bag. On every job, he lugged out everything he’d brought in; it usually wasn’t
much, and most things could be carried against his body. No one would notice
the difference in bulk on such a gray, bland person. He passed through streets
and alleys unnoticed. It was a trick of the trade, becoming the everyman,
invisible because he was indistinguishable from all others. It might have
been interesting to put on some leather and shades, slip on expensive shooting
gloves and be ostentatiously evil just once, but he valued his freedom too
much to risk it.
Instead, he tossed his average beige jacket on the back of the folding chair,
slipped on cheap latex gloves, and drew on a baseball cap to hold the hair
out of his eyes. The police might pick up stray hairs here and there once
the job was done, but there would be no DNA match. Comparisons to other samples
found around the world would prove irrelevant. He never struck in the same
place twice, and he’d never allow himself to be caught in a position where
he’d give up blood for testing.
The windowsill yielded up its dust and dirt easily to the miracle duster
– someone had made a million off that patent. Bloodless money, requiring
no investment of a personal nature. He couldn’t imagine finding satisfaction
in money he hadn’t earned with his own hands.
When he was satisfied he would leave no imprints by leaning on the sill or
wall, he packed up the dustcloths and took his position. Night work was more
difficult because of the glare on the scope. City lights reflected against
glass and steel made his head hurt. He’d practiced for several hours in the
darkness of a Kansas cornfield with the headlights of trucks shining on him
like spotlights. Not an ideal test, but it would do.
He checked his watch. Three minutes to go. He glanced up at the sky and wondered
if Luthor and Superman were linked in some way, since Superman always
seemed to show up when someone was picking on his old buddy. He’d even heard
a rumor once they were the same person. It had made him laugh. No one was
that good at disguise; he was in a better position to know than most.
He’d bought reliable information once from a contact who swore Luthor had
put out a hundred or more of these hits over the past five years. It made
him wonder just how deeply those ties were anchored.
Luthor hadn’t specified which weapon he should use, so he pulled a high-powered
rifle from his bag and quickly assembled it. He pulled out a hunk of green
metal – the leftovers made good insurance – and nestled it close to him,
just in case he wasn’t able to carry out his mission.
One minute and counting. He was fairly certain Luthor hadn’t had this in
mind when he talked about bait. Probably he was thinking of a fair maiden
in peril, or something equally clichéd. Didn’t matter. This would
do nicely.
Through the scope, the doors of LexCorp came into sharp focus, nestled in
the crosshairs like a woman in a lover’s embrace. He closed one eye and waited.
Research always paid off. Patterns, habits – little things, so he’d know
where to be and when. Like clockwork, Luthor emerged from the front doors
of the building, fresh from the weekly board meeting. Bulky bodyguards swirled
around him, but they were only minor irritations. It was a simple thing to
wait for an opportunity, as Luthor’s driver brought the car around. One pull
of the trigger, a slight delay, and Lex dropped to the ground in a heap,
a flailing, crawling, gasping piece of shark bait. Next, the bodyguards.
Easy money. He aimed carefully, watching for signs of a hero.
The target presented itself within seconds. He would have bet his own life
that Lex Luthor had called out for Superman because right on cue, rescue
appeared. He fired off three shots in rapid succession, bullets that should
have struck true, should have knocked Superman off his feet. His aim was
the best in the business.
When Superman appeared in the window, he was startled for the first time
in his lengthy career. When the window blew in on him and Superman pulled
him through it, he lost control of his bowels. The thought that he might
die on the pavement, just like Luthor, had never occurred to him.
He didn’t have much time to worry about it.
***
“Wait here.”
“I don’t like this,” Clark said dubiously. He pushed his glasses up on his
nose and gave Lex one of those peculiar sideways glances, reproachful and
cautious. He reminded Lex of every nerd he’d ever gone to school with. He’d
never fucked any of them, but then again, none of them made glasses look
as good as Clark Kent did.
“Clark, I’ll be fine. I didn’t ask you to come with me. You climbed in the
car before I could stop you.”
“This is a bad section of town, Lex.” Clark leaned against the limo and folded
his arms over his chest. His raincoat hunched up on his broad shoulders.
He glanced at the two bodyguards flanking Lex.
“No kidding,” Lex said mildly. “These kinds of associates don’t have uptown
offices.”
Clark looked down the dark, dank alley, with its slimy brick walls and rows
of dumpsters, and stepped in front of Lex. “Are you crazy?”
“Clark.” Lex looked at him impatiently. Waiting.
Clark sighed and stepped out of the way.
“Thank you.” Lex nodded to one of the bodyguards, who opened the limo door
for Clark. “Wait in the car.”
Clark eyed him, but he climbed in anyway.
It was true; Lex had done business with far worse, and certainly there were
aspects of his world Clark couldn’t be involved in. His own future was something
easily bought and sold, but Clark’s was something else altogether. No point
in taking unnecessary chances.
With a wave of his hand, Lex stopped his bodyguards at the entrance to the
alley. They hung behind, rejected and wary. He’d never been to this particular
location before. The faint squeaking of rats in the trash wasn’t far from
the way he pictured the entire scenario unfolding. He would have chuckled,
but it was the image he’d come to preserve, so he held his amusement in check.
“Something funny, Luthor?” Cold, distinct words. “You like it down here?”
Lex turned toward the shadows. Not that he’d expected to get a good look,
but he had to be certain he was hiring a phantom and not a man. “It’s a rat
hole, like any other place of business.”
“Let’s get this over with.” The shadow shifted in Lex’s direction. “My people
confirmed the first payment this afternoon. I have the merchandise.”
“Show me.” Lex held out his right hand.
The shadow man extended his own gloved hand and dropped three silver cylinders
with a faint green glow into Lex’s palm. “Made to your exact specifications.”
“What’s the mixture?”
“Fifty-fifty. The element you gave me was more stable than I expected, so
I used a larger quantity.”
“Anything left over?”
“The early tests required a substantial amount of trial and error. I used
the majority of it.”
Lex gave him a sharp look as he turned the bullets over between his fingers.
“Hollow point?”
“Yes. I only provide XTP – extreme terminal performance. They’re designed
with the specifications you gave me.” The man handed Lex a small, heavy box.
“This is what’s left of the material you provided.”
Lex popped the latches and counted the remaining meteor rocks. Shards and
fragments; it probably added up to one intact rock. He dumped the handful
of bullets into the box and handed it back. “Will they do the trick?”
“That’s the idea. These should penetrate anything.”
“Even his skin?”
“Well…yes. That is what you ordered, isn’t it?”
“I’ll be a satisfied customer.” Lex smiled. “If it works, that is.”
The man stuffed the box into the pocket of his beige jacket; the butt end
of the box jutted out, bulky and dark. He picked up the bag at his feet and
slung it over his shoulder. “We won’t meet again. Deposit the remainder of
the money tomorrow morning, once the job is done.”
“Before you go – I’d like some idea of what you plan to do.”
“What you hired me to do.” He flashed a brief smile; his eyes glittered in
the dim light. Impossible to see what color they were.
“You’ll need bait.”
“Not a problem. I’ve made the necessary arrangements.”
They locked eyes for a moment; the man nodded at Luthor and turned away.
Lex watched as he disappeared around the corner. Amazing, the way the guy
seemed completely innocuous.
It was all so improbable and so normal. Lex supposed he had conducted business
in a far less straightforward manner in places much more elegant than this.
It suited the moment.
“Lex.” The voice at his shoulder made him jump.
“Jesus, Clark!” Lex looked at Clark’s face and his annoyance faded, because
the man looked positively determined. “How long have you been standing there?”
“I was watching your back. You didn’t bring your bodyguards, either. Do you
have some kind of death wish? ”
Lex sighed. “No, I don’t. Let’s get back in the limo. And would you stop
with the lectures? We’re not in Smallville anymore.”
“At least we’re still in Kansas,” Clark said, with a sly look at Lex.
The bodyguards had their own limo. Lex was nothing if not efficient about
his privacy. Lex and Clark rode in silence for a few miles, around and around
the streets of Metropolis. Lex nursed a glass of scotch until it was warm,
sipping it every so often. He watched Clark over the lip of the glass. Clark
looked out the window and watched the scenery go by.
“It’s going to be harder for us to see each other, as the campaign progresses,”
Lex said, and downed his scotch. “You won’t be able to stay at the penthouse.”
“I know.” Clark fixed him with a dark gaze. “The limo might be the safest
place right now.”
“And after the election…” Lex hesitated. The subject had been circling inside
his head for weeks.
“After the election, you belong to the world,” Clark said. He smiled. “And
not to me.”
“One doesn’t automatically discount the other.” Lex tossed the empty glass
on the seat and stepped across the limo to slide in beside Clark. “Especially
if I don’t win.”
“You’ll win.”
“We’re a long way from Smallville, Clark. I thought I shattered all those
illusions of yours a long time ago.”
“You tried.” Clark slid his hands under Lex’s shirt and kissed him, slow
lips, open mouths, no more words.
“What makes you so sure I’ll win?” Lex gasped against the onslaught. No one
knew how to touch him this way, not in all the bedrooms and barrooms and
bathrooms of Metropolis. No one had Clark’s knack for destruction, his inability
to stop touching until Lex was destroyed.
Clark’s answer didn’t come until Lex had, and then he said: “You’re Lex Luthor.
No one says no to you.”
“Not even the American people?” He straightened his tie.
“Please.”
They rode the rest of the way to the office in semi-silence, punctuated by
Clark’s sharp moans of pleasure while Lex stroked his dick. He might have
gone down on Clark under other circumstances, but he wanted to watch Clark’s
face, watch him try so hard not to lose control that every muscle was tense
and straining against the explosion. He put his mouth around Clark’s cock
just at the last moment. It was too good not to taste. Clark’s hands shaped
themselves around Lex’s skull, clutching gently. He didn’t feel fragile anymore
under that touch, just measured.
The box he gave Clark produced a flash of a grin. “I feel so kept.”
Lex raised an eyebrow. “Too late for that; the seduction phase of this party
was fifteen years ago. Open it.”
Clark opened the box. Secure in a nest of rich burgundy velvet, the flat
gold ring glistened at him. Tiny diamonds slashed diagonally across its face.
“Wow,” he said, twisting the box. “This must have set you back a pretty penny.”
“You know damned well it did.” Lex smiled smugly at him. “Put it on.”
The ring slid easily onto Clark’s right ring finger. He clenched a fist,
then stretched out his fingers. “Looks good.”
“Let’s hope it’s your lucky charm.”
“I’m going to have trouble explaining this to my editor. With my salary –
”
“I’ll buy the Planet and fire White.”
“Lex,” chided Clark. “We talked about this knee-jerk reaction habit of yours.”
Lex sighed. “I know. I’m working on it.” The limo pulled up in front of the
LexCorp building. Lex gathered up his coat and kissed Clark, who looped an
arm around him to hold him in place.
“Your meeting is over when?”
“These things usually break up around 1AM, but I’m not going to be in there
past midnight. They know I won’t hang around this place for that long.” Lex
smiled. “Use the limo. Take a nap. Be here when I’m done.”
In answer, Clark held him tighter, almost hard enough to bruise. Lex pulled
away with effort and pushed open the door. The bodyguards popped out of the
chaser car and made their human shield, and Lex went to work.
***
Superman drifted gently up from the sub-penthouse floor like some sort of
muscular human elevator. He floated two feet away from the balcony railing,
arms folded across his chest.
Lex choked on the rare old scotch he was drinking – just a little; it might
have been more of a laugh than a choke – and asked, “Why do you do that?
Couldn’t you buzz in like everyone else?”
“I’m not like everyone else, Lex.” The mild rumble of Superman’s voice was
irritating.
“I’m pretty sure I’m aware of that, yes.”
Superman regarded him with a calm, amused expression. “You bring this on
yourself.”
“Because?”
“Because I’d have to cause some damage downstairs to get in here the normal
way.”
“No, you wouldn’t,” Lex said softly, significantly.
At least Superman had the good grace to blush. He plucked at the gaudy S
on his super-suit. “Yes, I would.”
“You could come to the door.”
“Come through the door?” Superman chuckled.
Lex’s eyes narrowed.
Superman turned in midair, like the hands on a clock, until he was floating
upside down. His long red cape hung like a banner from his neck, waving below
him in the high-rise breeze. “It didn’t work.”
“What didn’t?”
“Your scheme. Plan. Whatever. It didn’t take. I’m still here.” Superman smiled
an upside-down smile. “Nice try, though. The Krypton-enhanced grenades almost
turned the tide.”
“What stopped them?”
“Industrial plastic. Maybe not so effective on the meteor rocks, but definitely
effective on the shrapnel.” Another smile. “It’s the superhero equivalent
of padding my bra.”
“Or your jockstrap,” Lex muttered.
Superman tsked him and said, “Have to get the green stuff in to ensure
delivery of the payload, Lex. I’d’ve thought you would have made that clear
to your minions by now.”
“Do you really think it’s necessary to rub it in?”
“Hey. I didn’t try to have you killed, y’know. Indulge me.”
“Fine.” Lex sat down on the patio chair and pulled his left shoe off. He
massaged his toes. The campaign trail was hell on his feet. “Doesn’t that
flying upside down thing make the blood rush to your head?”
“My physiology is—”
“I don’t care.” Lex cut him off by throwing an expensive Gucci shoe at him.
It bounced off Superman’s indestructible chest and fell 100 stories into
the night. Superman disappeared for a moment, then reappeared, still upside
down, shoe in hand. He dropped it on the balcony. “So now we’re playing fetch?”
Lex asked, one eyebrow arched in amusement. “Does this mean you’re my bi-“
“Watch it.”
“When the blood rushes to your head, it drowns your sense of humor. Doesn’t
it?”
“That shoe could have killed someone!”
“Whatever.” Lex rubbed his toes. What he needed was good old fashioned Epsom
salts and a nice tub of warm water.
“Let’s get down to business.”
“And that would be…?”
“I just came to tell you. Your nefarious schemes are no match for the power
of my intellect and ingenuity.”
“Right, right,” Lex said amiably.
“You’re going down, Luthor.”
“Okay, sure.” Lex wiggled his toes. Definitely time to invest in custom arch
supports. Also, he was going to have to call room service and get a bowl
of ice for his hand. It felt as though it’d been squeezed in a vise – the
vise of a thousand would-be constituents, shaking his hand and asking him
to consider hog futures and grain trading and…it made his head ache.
“Hey.” Superman sounded annoyed.
Lex looked up. “Sorry. You were saying?”
“I can’t prove it was you, but eventually you’ll slip up.” Superman leaned
forward, as if to impart confidential information. “And I’ll be there to
stop you.”
“Sure you will.” Lex held up an index finger and trotted back inside to get
a pad of paper from the desk in the foyer. He took an expensive pen from
its holder and returned from to the balcony. “Any other threats you feel
like slinging around tonight? Because I really want to get into a hot bath.
My feet ache.”
“Another one of the perils of your chosen profession.”
Lex didn’t like the way Superman spat out that phrase. He glowered at the
Man of Steel for a moment but flung him the note anyway. He watched Superman
read it and smiled with perfect understanding when Superman incinerated it
with his heat vision. “Get away from my penthouse, Superman. I’m tired.”
“Clean up your act, Luthor.”
“Uh-huh,” Lex said, but the sky was empty. He sank down into the patio chair
with a sigh. Definitely time for custom arches.
The doorbell chimed ponderously in the hallway. About a minute later, the
butler ushered in Clark, whose arms were full of papers; a briefcase swung
precariously from his little finger, and his sportscoat was wrinkled like
it had just come from the bottom of a bag. “Sorry I’m late.”
“Clark, did you wear that coat to work today?”
“What about it?” Clark blinked at him from behind glasses – it was such a
shame, those glasses; Lex missed a clear, unobstructed view of his eyes –
and added, “Just because you’re Mr. Fashion Maven—”
“Oh, not this again.” Lex rubbed his eyes. “My feet hurt, you know.”
“Sorry.” Clark looked contrite. “But you did say dinner, didn’t you? I mean…I
wore a coat because you said dinner. I haven’t seen you in a week, Lex, and…I
thought maybe we could get some steaks and talk about the campaign. Perry
wants a few more pages to the exclusive.”
Contrite, he might be, but Clark was also a bit like a ravenous dog left
tied too long to its stake, hungry for information and red meat, with a dash
of ambition.
“Hang on. I’ll put some shoes on.” The thought made Lex wince.
“I could carry you.”
“Very funny.” Lex padded past Clark and down the long hallway into his bedroom,
where he fished old loafers out of the closet. Over his shoulder, he said,
“After dinner, I need to make a stop downtown.”
“That’s fine. You have a board meeting tonight, don’t you?”
“Yes. Food first, then business.” Lex threw a glance at the bed. “And then,
bed.”
“Bed first, then food, then bed.” Clark looked entirely too hopeful.
“Oh, no you don’t. Duty calls.”
****
Clark could still remember the day Lex closed down the house in Smallville.
It was one of those things; he’d been home, visiting briefly with his folks,
and Lex had been in the neighborhood. Clark had flirted with telling his
parents he was thinking of sleeping with Lex, but he didn’t want to upset
the status quo. They had big dreams for him – a low-on-the-totem-pole job
at the Daily Planet was just the first step on the road toward conquering
the world, yessiree, and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that Lex was
going to conquer the world, and maybe Clark Kent, too.
Flying over Metropolis, it was strange how easily those memories came back
to him. Like a wink of the eye, the years had slipped away from him, and
from Lex. It had been hard to imagine a day when he wouldn’t be afraid to
fly, and harder still to imagine a time when Smallville wasn’t home.
Until the day Lex closed up the house.
They’d stood in the foyer, just inside the door; Lex had been a little drunk,
a little angry, and Clark had been determined to get his point across. Not
Clark’s fault that Jonathan’s moralism had rubbed off on Lex, and definitely
something that could be undone. Light from the windows drifted down and made
the place look livable, alive, but it wasn’t; Lex’s ties with Smallville
were dying, and Lex wasn’t going to stay laced to something toxic.
An electric charge had built slowly between them, sizzling with plaintive
looks and angry hesitation. Then Lex had kissed him, had knocked him down
on the ground and whispered to him, crawling over him, devouring him, promising
him things Clark always wanted and Superman never would, and Clark bit down
on his secrets and took what he wanted with the lie of omission rattling
around in his gut.
A lot of miles had gone by since that day. Lex had become powerful, and Clark
had become Sybil in a leotard. It was working, so far. Clark had all he wanted;
he gave all he could.
The sun was going down and a chill permeated the air. It had been a hell
of a day. Hell of a week, actually, without Lex, but his co-workers were
conspiring to really piss him off this particular day. Perry had been a complete
bastard about the exclusive. No one could rant like Perry. His instincts
were sharper than a jungle animal and he could smell Clark holding back on
him. At first Clark thought it might be about the vagueness of the interview
questions, but it didn’t take a genius – even though Clark could have supplied
the brainpower for that – to catch on to Perry’s suspicions about him and
Lex. So he’d sucked it up and agreed to do another round of questions. Anything
to preserve the illusion.
Lois’ suspicions were on the rise as well. Clark wouldn’t have been surprised
at all to learn she had been following him, or having him followed. He knew
it was just a matter of time until someone exposed Lex, or maybe both of
them, lovers without the good sense it took to love each other from afar.
He didn’t care. Part of the charm of it was that Lex didn’t give a damn,
either, or at least not enough of a damn to slow him down.
Then there had been the grenade attack a few miles from the docks. Clever,
getting Superman down there with a ship sinking in the harbor and passengers
flailing around in the water; the whole world apparently knew he had a weakness
for saving multiple victims. Too predictable. When the grenades had been
launched in his direction, he’d taken some sheets of heavy-grade industrial
plastic and used them to deflect the green-tinted shrapnel. A few pieces
of that in his skin and Clark would have had a hard time making it to Lex’s
for dinner.
On his fifth pass by the penthouse, he saw the lights on and dropped down
lower to see if Lex was home.
****
It had been a whirlwind tour of twelve cities – Lex was leading by twenty
points in the polls. This fact did nothing to distract him from constant
daydreams about fucking Clark, though it did make him feel much better about
paying an entire staff of analysts to decipher the needs of the average American
farmer and translate it into Lex-speak.
The trouble was, after so many years together, he was starting to feel married.
Not in the ball-and-chain way (though he wasn’t averse to the chains per
se, if they were wrapped around him in the right way), but in the miss like
crazy way. Ridiculous, for a distinguished billionaire with aspirations of
being president to be thinking about a rumpled journalist like a teenage
crush, but there it was. A week away from the guy and he was starting to
have wet dreams about him, dreams he hadn’t had since he was 21.
Take, for instance, the dream with the pond. Not that he ever got in the
pond, and not that Clark was ever naked. There was just the two of them,
and a pond, and a big blue Kansas sky, and a feeling of total bliss. That
was the dream he hated worst of all, because it could never be like that.
Hell, it had never been like that.
“Mr. Luthor, we’ve obtained research that shows Senators Merrill and Oberman
are ready to endorse you completely. We’ve made some inquiries and Merrill
is ready to make a statement today.” Andrew passed him the files as they
made their way through the lobby of LexCorp.
“Will it help me?” Lex asked. He opened the file, winced at the broad, false
smile on Merrill’s face in his head shot, and snapped the folder closed.
“Well, sir, you’re so far ahead at this point that we don’t believe you need
the endorsements.” Andrew grabbed the folder to prevent it from falling to
the ground when Lex shoved it in his direction. “But it can never hurt.”
“Tell the senator that he can keep his endorsement. We’re doing fine without
it.” Lex stabbed at the button of the elevator, then drew his cell out of
his pocket. He hit the number and waited impatiently until he heard, “Clark
Kent.”
“Busy?” He smiled when Clark chuckled on the other end of the line.
“Not too. Well, okay, yes. If you want to get technical about it, I’m busy
with more copy about you. Perry ordered me to fix the goddamned interview!”
Clark produced a credible bellow, one that made Lex grin.
“What’s the matter, I didn’t give you enough material?”
“Apparently not. I feel like we talked for hours, Lex, but I wasn’t able
to come up with more than a few pages of…well. You know.”
“I know. I was there,” Lex said. The elevator doors slid open; Lex ducked
his head down. “Listen, Clark. Let’s have dinner tonight.” He dropped his
voice, low enough that the bodyguards turned curious looks his direction.
“I’m going to do some amazing things to you, later.”
“It’s about time,” rumbled Clark. “What time?”
“I have some handshaking and baby kissing to do downtown this afternoon.
Come by the penthouse anytime after five.”
“See you then.”
Lex tucked the phone back in his pocket and boarded the elevator with Andrew,
who looked just a little more afraid than he had that morning when they left
Kansas City. Lex was always of the opinion that a nervous subordinate wasn’t
good for business, so he patted Andrew on the shoulder. “Relax,” he said,
and noticed Andrew’s shoulders hunching up under his touch. He sighed. So
misunderstood.
On the eightieth floor, he submitted to palm print ident, retinal scan, voiceprint
and a few other newish modes of secure identity confirmation before he could
be admitted to his own labs. Sensitive materials didn’t even begin to cover
the range of items being worked on behind the huge metal doors. He scoped
in on Dr. Jorgen and headed straight for him. “Do you have it, Doctor?”
“I do, yes. This way,” Jorgen said. “The field appears to be stable now,
though it’s not completely foolproof, but with some minor tweaking, we believe
the device will work quite well.”
“Where is it?”
Jorgen laid a velvet box in his hand. Lex lifted the ring out and examined
it carefully. “The diamonds are a nice touch.”
“We had hoped you would be pleased. A man with your discriminating tastes
should not have to wear a piece of jewelry that is not tailored to him.”
“It’s not for me,” Lex said with a smile. He turned the cool ring over, then
slid it on his finger. It was too big. “How is it activated?”
“By touching the diamonds, left to right, bottom to top. A sweep of a fingertip
will produce the correct effect.”
“Perfect,” Lex said. He stuffed the ring back into its box. “Just what I
was looking for.”
****
“You’re going to be gone a week,” Clark said softly. “I’m having withdrawals,
here.” He was sprawled out beneath the sheets like a decadent god, all muscles
and angles.
Lex climbed on top of Clark and kissed him, slow, methodical, until Clark
writhed beneath him. “You’d be better off finding yourself something to play
with while I’m gone,” Lex murmured. “An amusement.”
“Is that what you do, while you’re gone?” Clark’s eyes had gone dark.
“Does that turn you on?”
One second later, Lex was on his back and Clark was inside him, rough, without
mercy, pushing deep. Lex wrapped his legs around Clark and pushed himself
down, fucking himself on Clark’s dick with all the force he could manage,
but Clark was in control. He moved slowly, hips snapping in a slow, sharp
rhythm. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you,” he breathed, and Lex was sure Clark
was breathing for both of them. “Thinking of me, fucking him.”
“Maybe,” Lex panted. “I…oh, god…dammit…Clark…” Coherent speech was
always the first thing to go, infuriating him beyond belief, but with Clark
pressing into him, screwing him with deep strokes, he couldn’t think of a
reason he’d need language anyway.
“I don’t want anyone else, and…I…” Clark caught his breath, then took a wet,
slow kiss from Lex. His hand was wrapped tightly around Lex’s cock and he
pulled at it, a rhythm he knew by heart. Lex would have resented Clark’s
power over him if he hadn’t been so busy coming hard enough to make the blood
roar in his ears. Orgasms had a way of putting things in perspective.
“Not fair,” Lex gasped.
Clark arched and his head tipped back, and Lex tightened his legs around
Clark’s waist, holding him in place for another few moments. Clark’s face
was a study in ecstasy, a drawn portrait of all the things Lex wanted, things
he couldn’t have but was going to keep for himself anyway, regardless of
cost.
When Clark dropped down beside him, spent, Lex hoped Clark would sleep. It
was easiest to watch him unguarded then, to see him without having to pretend
not to notice too much. But Clark had other ideas.
“Why did you bring me here?” he asked drowsily, looking over at Lex. “It’s
the best hotel in Metropolis, but…I get the feeling you weren’t just thinking
of my comfort.”
“No.” Lex rolled on his side and looked at Clark for a long moment, then
climbed out of bed and pulled on his pajama bottoms. “The penthouse is bugged.”
“Well, that’s no surprise. You predicted that.” Clark propped himself up
on one elbow. “Are you sure this place is safe?“
“I had this room and the adjoining rooms swept earlier today. It’s as good
as we’re going to get, for now.” Lex rubbed a hand over his scalp. “I have
an idea about constructing a bugproof office, but it’ll have to wait.”
“Who’s behind it?”
“Could be anyone. FBI, CIA, industrial espionage. Hell, it could even be
my father. Again.”
“I thought he learned his lesson a long time ago.”
“Lionel never learns.”
Clark toyed with the sheet. “Are you worried they’ll find out about us?”
Lex gave him a look. “You know better. My image and reputation really can’t
be tarnished much more than they already have, but people like me anyway.
I don’t have any catching up to do.”
“So, then, you’re worried they’ll find out about me.”
Lex nodded and sat down on the edge of the bed, with his back to Clark. The
words brought an overwhelming rush of fear, something he hadn’t felt in years,
since he was a child in a cornfield, scarred by destiny. “Look, Clark. This
whole plan…I’m beginning to wonder if it’s wise.”
Clark sighed. The bed dipped as Clark scooted closer to him. “We agreed this
was the best way.”
“I know what we agreed to. I’m entitled to change my mind.”
“Don’t you think it’s a little late for that?” Clark’s arm snaked around
his waist. “Look, Lex….wait. I don’t like this. Get in the bed, or get out,
but I’m not talking to your shoulderblades.”
Lex’s mouth twisted into a grimace of a smile despite his best efforts. He
lifted his legs onto the bed and shifted so he was facing Clark. “Better,”
Clark said. “Anyway. We knew there was a risk, but the benefits outweigh
the risks.”
“I’m not so sure.”
“It’s not like you to waver once your mind is made up.” Clark grinned at
him. “Lex Luthor, Man of the Ages!”
The urge to touch Clark was so strong Lex felt his hand start to tremble.
He reached out to trace the curve of Clark’s smile. “Testing out this technology
could be done in a safer way.”
“No, it couldn’t. We have to know, right? Whether or not we do it in a lab,
I’m the only person who can tell you if the energy field is effective in
repelling Kryptonite. What better way than in a public venue? It gives us
such perfect opportunities to feud. Superman and Lex Luthor, arch enemies.
Lex and Clark, best friends.”
Lex just stared at him. “I know what it’s like to have a death wish, Clark.
You know, there are treatments for it. Therapy. Medication. Things like that.”
“No death wish. Just a healthy sense of curiosity. And self-preservation.
Hey, you said it yourself: Keeping up the illusion that we hate each other
is the hardest thing of all.”
“It might not be, someday.” He immediately wished he could recall the words,
because he didn’t even know what he meant by them, and Clark seemed alarmed
by their vague prophetic undertones.
“What’s that supposed to mean? You know something I don’t?”
“That’s not what I meant to say. I mean…” Frustrated, Lex flopped back on
the bed. “Fiction is fine, and I want to keep it that way.”
“It’s a script, Lex. We’re following it to the letter. It keeps me sharp.
I never know where the attack is coming from, and I always stay on my toes.
And now, we’re ready to try out the defense.”
“I invented these weapons. I planned to use them against you.” The thought
of it made Lex sick.
“You’re correcting that mistake now. Right? Your people put together the
mechanism for the energy field. I mean, they fit it into a ring, Lex. That’s
remarkable.”
Lex didn’t answer. Instead, he threw his hands over his face and groaned.
“What?” Clark asked, concerned.
“I hated the idea of you,” Lex said, words muffled against his hands. “I
wanted to destroy the thing I wanted most. I just had no concept of how hard
it would be to love the thing I hate.”
“I wish I had told you sooner.” Clark hesitated, then said, “But…this is
the way it is, the way it’s going to be. Unless you’re telling me it isn’t,
and then…well.”
Well. Lex knew what came next. “I’m okay with it Clark. Not really, but…I’ll
manage.”
“Good.” Clark peeled Lex’s hands off his face and kissed him so thoroughly
he ran out of air. “Then let’s stop talking.”
****
March 21, 2016 3:20AM
Lex often dreamed of flying, but it never seemed real. None of the sensations
were there – the lurching stomach, the windburn on his face, the cold stars
streaking by. This time, though, Lex thought he could feel the wind, see
the stars, and his body recognized the sudden fall. He woke, straggling up
from the depths of surreality, and looked around wildly.
Clark was bunched into a ball in an easy chair beside the bed, asleep.
Now Lex knew why he’d dreamed of flying.
He reached for the call button, but changed his mind. He’d wanted to see
Clark sleeping and now he had his chance. The glasses had slid down to the
tip of Clark’s nose and hung precariously there. Lex thought if they slid
a millimeter more, they’d drop into Clark’s lap and leave him vulnerable.
Not like anything could really protect Clark. They knew that, now. Or at
least Lex did. He had his doubts about Clark’s perception of the situation.
He dozed, off and on, waiting for Clark to wake and notice that Lex’s eyes
were open, but the drugs and shock overtook him, and the next time he saw
Clark, it was morning and Clark was bending over him.
“Lex,” Clark said fervently, and Lex realized his hand was trapped between
Clark’s big hands. “Thank god you’re awake.”
“Was last night, too,” Lex began, and stopped in horror. His voice seemed
to have sustained cracks and scratches. He cleared his throat and said, “I
watched you sleep.”
Clark’s warm smile was worth the effort of saying the words. “You should
have called the nurse so she could wake me.”
“No way,” Lex rasped. “How bad is it?”
“You, uh. You died, for a minute,” Clark said. “They brought you back, but
it was close.”
“Really?” Lex knew he must look incredulous, because Clark went on hastily.
“But they brought you right back.”
“Modern miracles,” Lex muttered.
Clark’s grip on his hand tightened. “I don’t want to go through this again,
Lex.”
“Don’t know that you’ll have a choice.”
“I do, though. We made a deal, and I’m breaking it.”
“What?” Lex stared incredulously. “First you talked me into it, and now you….”
He broke off, coughing.
Clark pressed a straw to his lips. “Drink some water.”
So he did, and then he groped for Clark again. “Just because this backfired?”
“Especially because it backfired.”
Lex closed his eyes and tried to focus. “There was no real test of the energy
field. For all we know, it doesn’t work.”
“Oh, but there was.” Clark’s eyes gleamed. “The assassin took a crack at
me like he was supposed to. The bullets bounced right off the shield. More
than that, this guy had the refined ore in his room. Nothing. Couldn’t feel
it.”
A smile broke over Lex’s face. “That’s good news…” More coughing; when Lex
caught his breath, he whispered, “It’s good that we’re quitting all this,
because I’m tired of all the acting.”
“Overacting, you mean,” Clark corrected him. “And I didn’t appreciate that
note, either.”
“What note?”
“The one you passed me at the penthouse. ‘Quit hamming it up’ isn’t exactly
useful advice, Lex.”
“Oh. That note.” Lex chuckled. “Well, you aren’t Julliard material.”
“Nope.” Clark kissed him gently and spoke next to Lex’s ear. “It’s hard enough
being two people. It sucks when one of them has to pretend to hate you. My
heart wasn’t in it.”
“I’ll have to adjust my love-hate complex. And call off the other hits, too,”
Lex said thoughtfully. “What I go through for you…” He broke off, coughing.
“What will people think if Lex Luthor isn’t out to get Superman?”
“Politicians are evil by definition, but they’re low on Superman’s radar.
Besides, you never were evil. Not that way, anyway.”
“Yes I was.” Indignant, Lex tapped Clark’s hand, grateful Clark really had
no idea how far wrong he was, once upon a career. “It’s your fault. How could
I achieve spectacular evil and implement my evil plans when Superman was
giving me pointers on redirecting my anger?”
“That’s right, blame me.”
“I always do.”
They lapsed into quiet, until Lex squeezed Clark’s hand. “Hey.”
“What?” Clark leaned closer.
“Don’t think I’m meant to be President.”
“No?” Clark asked.
“No. Maybe…senator. Maybe start small, work up. Go bigger.”
“Maybe not,” Clark said, grinning. “Luthors never do anything small. Luthors
take what they want, remember?”
“I am,” Lex said, and squeezed Clark’s hand harder, as hard as he could.
Clark’s expression shifted, subtly; there was uncertainty in his eyes, and
much more. Lex couldn’t bear to look; it was like flying again. Stars were
streaking by, and the corners of his world were folding, bringing him back
to the center. “Clark?”
“Yeah?”
“Get me out of here.”
****
Associated Press - Metropolis, Kansas
March 21, 2016
Presidential candidate Lex Luthor was shot by an unknown assailant
outside his LexCorp offices in Metropolis last night. He was pronounced dead
at Metropolis General Hospital at one minute past midnight. Luthor was clinically
dead for two minutes but was successfully resuscitated by a team of physicians.
A hospital spokesman states Luthor was released from Metropolis General this
afternoon against the recommendation of the attending physician. He remains
under the care of private physicians.
The shooter, who has not been identified, fell to his death from a five-story
window in the GenChem building opposite LexCorp headquarters.
LexCorp
executives declined to comment on the near-fatal assault. ---
End
Feedback is welcomed. destina@ix.netcom.com
Notes: Dedicated to Becky, with much gratitude. In case the story confused any readers, which is likely - it runs backwards, start to finish, with the exception of the last section, which loops around to the beginning. The structure of this story
was inspired in part by Andariel’s “The Cat”, but the plot was inspired by
a cartoon. Remember the one with the coyote and the sheepdog, who are enemies
while they’re on the clock and best buds when they’re off duty? Go figure.
Thanks to Lanning for reassurance and suggestions and joan the english chick
for beta, and Carol for her honest opinion, as always.

Back to The Body Eclectic (misc fiction)
Back to Main Page